97% Fat-Free?

Stagg Chili

Is this the best or worst mar­ket­ing ploy ever made? I’m not sure, but I can say for damn sure that is pure evil. Do peo­ple actu­ally fall for this? If so, every canned food com­pany should do it. I can see it now.

Chef Boyardee, now 96% fat free” (stat based on actual calculation).

The thing is, so many peo­ple are hell bent on these “fat free” diets, that any­time they see those words on a package,they imme­di­ately think its a good thing. They don’t think what other can­cer induc­ing sub­stances are put into these prod­ucts to replace the fat just to sat­isfy a mar­ket­ing ploy. But in this case, hav­ing the words fat free is good enough, even though it means shit all.

Now I feel too intel­li­gent to eat Stagg.


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